It was the last home game of the season, and it was the Rebel Sportsman that were the last team to grace the hallowed felt this year. We had a lot of bodies ready to play and at the start, I thought it is going to rammed around the table tonight. Let's be having it.
They took the first frame with a healthy dollop of jam on toast, so up next was Wayne to break bread. Sam has begun a trend of people picking up the white and not letting the ref do it, and it turns out Wayne wanted to be part of the action as well. Difference is though, our ref is a legend and was never gonna call it. Wayne went on to take the match in what the people are not calling a classic. Can Wayne keep this run going, make it six in a row and the longest winning streak of the season? 1-1
They took the next one, so Shaun was next into the arena. This one also had a little controversy. Shaun had a brief infection of colour blindness and potted the wrong ball but then went for another before the foul was called, B2B style. Their captain said it’s just a foul, thank fuck, so play continued. Was it a mistake? Was it on purpose? All I know is Derren Brown asks Shaun for tips on mind games. 2-2
They once again took the lead, so up next was the unofficial mayor of Easton Lemmy. Have you seen Star Wars when Luke trains with Yoda on his back in the Dagobah system??? Well Lemmy has started playing practice games with his bambino in a rucksack looking over his shoulder. Maybe this level of dedication is why he has put himself in contention for the coveted MVP title, and made it a three horse race going into the last week, and you should see the state of these horses, knackered. 3-3
They took the next two games and won, so decided not to play their 9th so we got the final frame by default. Their guy who is moving to a div 1 team next year did step in and play a second game, but me beating him cheap tambourine felt meaningless, probably filled him with confidence for next season though. 4-5
LAST FIXTURE: Away vs Shooting Stars 16/7
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